Lord’s Prayer As A Text Message

dad@hvn,ur spshl.we want wot u want&urth2b like hvn.giv us food&4giv r sins lyk we 4giv uvaz.don’t test us!save us!bcos we kno ur boss,ur tuf&ur cool 4 eva!ok?

by Matthew Campbell, York, England
Winner of “R Father…” a Ship of Fools biblical text-messaging competition.